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Saturday, December 16, 2017

Duck Stuff: Saturday Edition

■ Oregon wrapped up its preparation for the bowl game yesterday and John Canzano talks about the last time we met Boise St. in 2009. A game I won't forget anytime soon. Tyrell Crosby will honor Las Vegas as he'll wear #58.

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Friday, December 15, 2017

Duck Stuff: Friday Edition

Royce Freeman will not play tomorrow but will have ample backups ready to get their playing time.

■ Rusty Ryan (ATQ) previews the Las Vegas Bowl and Tyson Alger shares the uniforms the Ducks will wear tomorrow.

■ Justin Herbert was named a first team Academic All-American yesterday.

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Thursday, December 14, 2017

Duck Stuff: Thursday Edition

Rob Moseley has the latest practice report.

Oregon beat Portland St. 95-84 last night at MKA.

Up Next: The Ducks fly South to face the 9-2 Fresno State Bulldogs on Friday at 3 p.m. Pacific (CBS Sports Net).

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Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Duck Stuff: Wednesday Edition

■ The Ducks arrived in Las Vegas and had their first practice as they get ready for the Las Vegas Bowl on Saturday.

Jen Beyrle previews the Las Vegas Bowl and Jalen Jelks will return for his senior season.

■ The basketball team is looking for a fast start as they host Portland St. tonight at MKA.

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Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Duck Stuff: Tuesday Edition

Oregon held off Texas Southern 74-68 last night at MKA.

Up Next: The Ducks host Portland State in Matthew Knight Arena on Wednesday (7:00 p.m., Pac-12 Network).

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Monday, December 11, 2017

Ducks Stuff: Monday Edition

Rob Moseley has the latest practice report plus interviews.

Oregon prepares for the Las Vegas Bowl and key freshmen are committed.

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Sunday, December 10, 2017

Ducks Stuff: Sunday Edition

Rob Moseley has the latest practice report with interviews plus the team is all-in for winning championships.

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Saturday, December 09, 2017

Duck Stuff: Saturday Edition

Mario Cristobal is our new head coach and Marcus Arroyo is a full time offensive coordinator. John Canzano talks about the reasons he likes the hire as do the current players.

Oregon beat Colorado St. 95-65 at MKA last night plus Devin Roux shares photos from the game.

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Friday, December 08, 2017

Ducks find their new head coach (soucre)

■ That was fast! Mario Cristobal is our new coach and a popular choice with the players and recruits.

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Duck Stuff: Friday Edition

■ John Canzano says the coaching search is moving fast and more Ducks receive honors.

Rob Moseley previews the Duck game against Colorado St. tonight at MKA.

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Thursday, December 07, 2017

Duck Stuff: Thursday Edition

John Canzano and the readers weigh in on possible coaching replacements and our new slogan.

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Wednesday, December 06, 2017

Duck Stuff: Wednesday Edition

Willie Taggart left for Florida State yesterday after only one year with the Ducks. The interim head coach will be Mario Cristobal. The players also want Cristobal to be their new head coach.  More stories below.

■ Jen Beyrle has a video on the potential replacements for Taggart.

■ With the end of the season comes the annual award announcements. Here you go: Tyrell Crosby awarded the Morris Trophy for the top offensive lineman in the Pac-12; and a whole flock of Ducks earn all Pac-12 honors.

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Tuesday, December 05, 2017

Duck Stuff: Tuesday Edition

Willie Taggart talks with the media about the Las Vegas Bowl and he also met with FSU yesterday. Expect an announcement one way or the other today.

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Monday, December 04, 2017

Ducks Stuff: Monday Edition

Rob Moseley has the latest practice report plus has the honorees at the Team's Banquet last night.

■ Ducks will meet Boise St. in the Las Vegas Bowl Dec. 16 at 12:30pm on ABC.

John Canzano believes the U of O (like the rest of us) is losing its patience with Willie Taggart.

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Sunday, December 03, 2017

Ducks Stuff: Sunday Edition

Rob Moseley has the latest practice report as the team waits for bowl selections later today.

John Canzano says the U of O must come up with a Plan-B should Willie Taggart take the FSU position.

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Saturday, December 02, 2017

Duck Stuff: Saturday Edition

Rob Moseley has the latest practice report along with interviews.

■ John Canzano thinks Willie Taggart will be gone if Florida St. offers the head coaching job but there are others saying the opposite.

■ Boise St. beat the Ducks 73-70 at MKA after a last second buzzer beater from half court and with that the 46 game home winning streak ended.

Up Next: The Ducks return to action against Colorado State in Matthew Knight Arena next Friday (7 p.m., Pac-12 Network).

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Friday, December 01, 2017

Duck Stuff: Friday Edition

■ Justin Herbert and Calvin Throckmorton named first team Pac-12 All-Academic yesterday.

■ Duck basketball team will host Boise St. tonight at MKA. (6:30PM Pac-12 Network)

■ The baseball team announced their schedule yesterday which includes 29 home games.

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Thursday, November 30, 2017

Duck Stuff: Thursday Edition

■ Willie Taggart will get a contract extension with a hefty raise by the U of O according to reports. Taggart has been a hot commodity amid rumors about a possible FSU head coaching job. John Canzano says #saysomething.

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Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Duck Stuff: Tuesday Edition

■ John Canzano is happy that all the speculation (will Willie leave?) is over.

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Monday, November 27, 2017

Ducks Stuff: Monday Edition

■ Oregon will learn who they'll be playing on Sunday when bowl selections are made.

...Now, the Ducks will try to bottle that momentum for their bowl game, most likely the Cactus Bowl against a Big 12 opponent such as West Virginia, Texas Tech or Kansas State...

John Canzano goes A to Z on the Civil War win for the Ducks.

■ Oregon lost to Oklahoma 90-80 to finish the PK80 tournament in Portland yesterday.

Up Next: Oregon will be back at Matthew Knight Arena to host Boise State on Friday (6:30 p.m., Pac-12 Networks).

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Sunday, November 26, 2017

Ducks Stuff: Sunday Edition

■ Oregon embarrassed the beav trash 69-10 to set records for total points and margin of victory. How sweet it is. Game stories below.

Rob Moseley has a game recap and a postgame notebookTyson Alger says Royce Freeman cemented his legacy; Andrew Greif has a game recap, John Canzano talks about the rock-bottom moment for the beavs ESPN gives props to Royce Freeman and  Adam Eberhardt shares his photos.

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Saturday, November 25, 2017

beavtrash jokes

■ The gift that keeps on giving. These never get old, enjoy!

Q: What's the difference between the beavers and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Two osu football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking an important exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was "fill in the blank" and the last question read, "Old MacDonald had a____." Bubba was stumped -- he had no idea what to answer, but he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the teacher wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny in the shoulder. "Tiny, what's the answer to the last question?"

Tiny laughed, then looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed. He turned to Bubba and said, "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows that Old MacDonald had a FARM."

"Oh yeah," said Bubba, "I remember now." he picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. Then he stopped. Tapping Tiny on the shoulder, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb, Bubba. that's so easy," hissed Tiny, "farm is spelled ‘E-I-E-I-O’."


Q: What has twenty legs and three teeth???
A: The first row at reser stadium


Did you hear the osu library burned down?
The saddest part was that half the books weren't colored in yet.


Q: What do you call a Beav with 1/2 a brain???
A: Gifted


Mike Riley is only dressing 10 players for the osu game against Oregon.
The rest of the team will get dressed by themselves.


 Q: What are the best four years of a beaver grad's life?
A: Third grade


osu Computer Terminology:
Logon -- Makin' the wood stove hotter
Download -- Gettin' the farwood off the truck
Floppy disk -- What you get from carrying too much farwood
Hard Drive -- Gettin' yer pickup home from the bar
Windows -- What to shut when it's cold outside
Chip -- Vittles to eat when yer sitting in front of the TV
Modem -- Whatcha done to the hayfields
Dot Matrix -- Bubba Matrix's wife
Lap top -- Where the kittycat sleeps
Software -- Those dang plastic forks and spoons
Mouse -- The reason you put out the D-Con
Main frame -- The part that holds up the barn roof
Apple - whatcha' eat when you put your teeth in.
Mac - whatcha' eat when your special lady comes over.
Keyboard - where you hang your screwdriver that starts the Datsun.
Cpu - the pretty robot in star wars.
Monitor - that thingy on your ankle the sheriff makes you wear.
Megabyte - your favorite dinner sausage at 7-11

Q: What the difference between the beavs and Cheerios???
A:Cheerios usually end up in a bowl

The recent budget cuts have taken a serious toll at OSU

They have had to cut both drivers education and sexual education courses

When the campus mule died last week, there just wasn't enough money to replace her

Q: Why are there so many unsolved murders in corvallis?
A: There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA


Q: What do you call a beav with 2 brain cells???
A: Pregnant

If Chuck Norris coached the beavs, he'd roundhouse kick himself in the face.

Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented at osu?
A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Q: Why are there so many unsolved murders in corvallis?
A: There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA


Did you hear about the power outage in Corvallis?
30 people were stuck on the escalator for five hours.

What does the average Corvallis high school student get on their SAT?
Drool

Why did they raise the drinking age in Corvallis to 25?
They wanted to keep booze out of the high schools.

What's the most popular pickup line in Corvallis?
Nice tooth.

Did you hear that the President of OSU's mansion burned down over the weekend? Almost took the whole trailer park with it.

Mike Riley passes away, and God rewards him with a house in heaven. Mike doesn't want to be disrespectful, or ungrateful, but can't help but ask why he was given such a small home, but Chip Kelly has the huge mansion on the hill, decked out with everything Ducks...people laughing and having a great time there. God replied," Oh Mike, that's not Chip's house...that's my house."

Why don't OSU football players count sheep to fall asleep at night? They have other plans for their four legged friends.

I've always felt that being a Beaver prepares you for life. You learn not to expect too much.

What do you call a Beaver golfing with an IQ of 120?
A foursome!

What's the biggest lie told in Corvallis?
"I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

Why do Beaver football players only wear Levi 501 jeans?
Zippers make Sheep nervous.

Why is a tornado and a Beaver divorce similar?
You know someone is going to lose a house trailer!

What does a Beaver say to a Duck at MacDonald's?
"Do you want to Supersize that?"

An OSU student walked into a bar in Eugene and ordered two beers. After he paid for the beers he drank one and poured the other one all over his right hand. The bartender was curious to what he was doing so he asked him, and the OSU student replied "I'm trying to get my date drunk."

One day at the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter was greeting new comers. The first man was a brilliant engineer Boston College, so he and St. Peter talked about the great structures and buildings of the world. Next was a mathematician from Harvard, so they talked about the most complex mathmatical problems in the history of civilization. The third guy had an IQ of 78 and a six pack in his right hand and St. Peter says, "How 'bout them Beavs!"

What's orange & black and goes 100 mph?
A Beaver in a blender.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Corvallis?
God couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

How do you make a OSU graduate leave your house?
Pay him for the pizza.

What's black and blue and goes tha-dump, tha-dump, tha-dump?
A Beaver in a dryer.

Why don't they raise chickens in Corvallis?
They plant the eggs too deep.

How do you keep a Beaver out of your front yard?
Put up some goalposts.

Why do OSU graduates put their diploma on the car dashboard?
So they can park in the handicap spots.

Why did OSU decide to put Astro-Turf in Reser Stadium?
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

What do you get when you breed a OSU Beaver and a Groundhog?
Six more weeks of bad football.

What does a OSU woman tell her lover when she's done with sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"

Q: What do beavs do on Halloween? A: Pump kin!
Q: Did you hear that the president's osu mansion in Corvallis burned down? A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Q: Why do ducks fly over Corvallis upside down? A: There's nothing worth craping on!
Q. What's the difference between an osu sorority sister and a scarecrow? A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.

Q: How do you fix your expensive Dyson vacuum when it has lost suction?
A: Slap a beaver sticker on it. Now it'll suck. (thanks Chuck)

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Duck Stuff: Saturday Edition

Royce Freeman will be playing his final home game today and is looking to finish with a win.

ATQ predicts a Civil War victory 45-9.

Oregon beat DePaul 89-79 at the PK80 tournament and will face Oklahoma at 10am today to finish the tournament.

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Friday, November 24, 2017

Duck Stuff: Friday Edition

■ Kylee O'Connor has players to watch during the Civil War.

Andrew Greif shares all the ways to watch or stream the Civil War game.

■ Oregon fell to Connecticut 71-63 last night in Portland.

Up Next: The Ducks move over to Veterans Memorial Coliseum to play their second-round game Friday night, against either Michigan State or DePaul.

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Thursday, November 23, 2017

Duck Stuff: Thursday Edition

■ Happy Thanksgiving to all my family and friends plus all the Duck fans. Enjoy your day and be safe if travelling.

Rob Moseley has the latest practice report with interviews.

Andrew Greif grades Justin Herbert's return to the playing field last week.

Oregon will get its first test of the basketball season as they take on Connecticut today at the PK80 tournament in Portland.

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Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Duck Stuff: Wednesday Edition

Rob Moseley has the latest practice report with interviews and says pride is on the line for the latest chapter of the Civil War.

■ John Canzano shares 121 things you might not know about the Civil War plus Tyson Alger shares Saturday's uniform choice.

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Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Duck Stuff: Tuesday Edition

■ Troy Dye named Pac-12 defensive player of the week; three more players accept Senior Bowl invites plus Willie Taggart talks to the media.

Dana Altman signed five star recruit (#3 nationally) Bol Bol which makes this the #1 recruiting class for 2018 to go along with the #1 recruiting class for football. Should be fun to watch.

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Monday, November 20, 2017

Ducks Stuff: Monday Edition

■ Rob Moseley has the latest practice report.

The Ducks open as 23.5 point favorites for the Civil War on Saturday.

John Canzano goes A to Z after Oregon beat Arizona.

■ Oregon beat Ball St. 95-71 behind Payton Pritchard's 20 points at MKA yesterday.

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Sunday, November 19, 2017

Ducks Stuff: Sunday Edition

■ Oregon had all the answers for Khalil Tate as they rolled over Zona 48-28. Glad to see Herbert back and the defense rocked. Game stories below.

Rob Moseley has a game recap and a postgame notebookAndrew Greif says the Ducks found their swagger with return of Herbert; Tyson Alger has a game recap and Adam Eberhardt shares his game photos.

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Saturday, November 18, 2017

Duck Stuff: Saturday Edition

■ Henry Mondeaux wants to lead the Ducks back to a bowl game and it all starts with a win over Arizona today.

■ Royce Freeman is a semifinalist for the Doak Walker Award.

■ Aaron Alter has players to watch and Tyson Alger shares today's uniforms.

Dana Altman picked up career victory 600 as the Ducks destroyed Alabama St. 114-56.

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Friday, November 17, 2017

Duck Stuff: Friday Edition

■ Andrew Greif shares a report saying Justin Herbert will start tomorrow against Arizona and adds all the ways to watch/stream the game.

■ Justin Herbert and Calvin Throckmorton are candidates for Academic All-America honors.

■ The Pac-12 released the 2018 football schedule yesterday.

■ Dana Altman will have a chance to win his 600th career game tonight when the Ducks host Alabama St.

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Thursday, November 16, 2017

Duck Stuff: Thursday Edition

Rob Moseley has the latest practice report which was more intense than usual plus interviews.

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Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Duck Stuff: Wednesday Edition

Rob Moseley has the latest practice report plus interviews.

John Canzano has a good read on Chip Kelly speculation.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Duck Stuff: Tuesday Edition

■ Willie Taggart says Justin Herbert is healing well but a X-ray later this week will determine if he'll play on Saturday.

■ The Civil War will air at 4 pm Nov. 25 on ESPN2.

■ Oregon beat Prairie View A&M 100-67 last night at MKA.

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Monday, November 13, 2017

Ducks Stuff: Monday Edition

Rob Moseley has the latest practice report.

■ Andrew Greif has a sneak peek at Arizona.

■ The basketball team takes on Prairie View A&M tonight at MKA.

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Sunday, November 12, 2017

Ducks Stuff: Sunday Edition

■ The kickoff time was set yesterday for the matchup against Arizona next Saturday at 4 pm on the Pac-12 Network.

John Canzano shares a moving story about a Nike employee. (Not Duck related but a good read)

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Saturday, November 11, 2017

Duck Stuff: Saturday Edition

■ Roman Sorkin lead the basketball team to a season opening win over Coppin St. 70-54.

John Canzano looks at possible bowl games if the Ducks win one more game.

■ Kylee O'Connor takes a closer look at the versatile CB Ugo Amadi.

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Friday, November 10, 2017

Duck Stuff: Friday Edition

■ Willie Taggart gave a status update on Justin Herbert who is almost healed from his collarbone injury but status for AZ still uncertain.

■ Payton Pritchard will be the only returning starter when Oregon takes on Coppin St. to open the regular season tonight at MKA.

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Thursday, November 09, 2017

Duck Stuff: Thursday Edition

■ Willie Taggart is trying to light a fire under the football team for the last two games this season during the bye week.

■ Basketball team got 2 big signings yesterday on the first day of the early signing period.

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Wednesday, November 08, 2017

Duck Stuff: Wednesday Edition

Rob Moseley has the latest practice report with interviews.

■ Andrew Greif reports Tyrell Crosby and Tanner Carew have been invited to play in the Senior Bowl.

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Tuesday, November 07, 2017

Duck Stuff: Tuesday Edition

Rob Moseley has the latest practice report with interviews.

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Monday, November 06, 2017

Ducks Stuff: Monday Edition

John Canzano goes A to Z on the latest Duck game.

Z) "Oregon is on a bye week. Gets me thinking, we all deserve bye weeks. Not talking about vacation. Not talking about a weekend. I'm talking about the chance to reset, get healthy, and refocus amid all the chaos of the busiest season of your year. Think about that. See if you can carve out a "bye day" this week for yourself."

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Sunday, November 05, 2017

Ducks Stuff: Sunday Edition

■ Ducks fall to dawgs 38-3, sigh. Game stories below.

Rob Moseley has the game summary and a postgame notebookTyson Alger attributes the loss to a lack of a passing game; Andrew Greif looks at the game and John Canzano says the Ducks need a renewed focus.

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Saturday, November 04, 2017

Duck Stuff: Saturday Edition

■ Rob Moseley takes a closer look at the left and right tackles of the offensive line for the Ducks.

■ Andrew Greif says the Ducks want to make a statement today.

■ Kylee O'Connor gives us the players to watch today.

Tyson Alger shares the Duck uniforms today.

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Friday, November 03, 2017

Duck Stuff: Friday Edition

■ Tyson Alger examines Willie Taggart's experience in helping to turnaround losses into wins.

■ Andrew Greif previews the huskie game plus how to watch live stream online.

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Thursday, November 02, 2017

Duck Stuff: Thursday Edition

Rob Moseley and Andrew Greif have your Wednesday practice report with select video.

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Wednesday, November 01, 2017

Duck Stuff: Wednesday Edition

Rob Moseley has the latest practice report plus interviews.

Andrew Greif takes a sneak peek at the game Saturday.

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Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Duck Stuff: Tuesday Edition

■ Rob Moseley previews the game against the dawgs and says Royce Freeman is one of the semifinalists for the Maxwell Award.

Willie Taggart talks to the press yesterday in his weekly press conference then John Canzano talks about a certain vacancy at Florida.

The basketball team played their final exhibition game against Northwest Christian winning 124-72.

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Monday, October 30, 2017

Ducks Stuff: Monday Edition

■ Andrew Greif previews the game against the dawgs and says It'll be a 7pm game on FS1.

John Canzano goes A to Z on the latest win by the Ducks.

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Sunday, October 29, 2017

Ducks Stuff: Sunday Edition

■ Ducks played a complete game, mixed it up better and the defense was awesome as they took down Utah 41-20. Game stories below.

Rob Moseley has a game summary, believe in themselves and postgame notebook; Andrew Greif has a game recap; Tyson Alger talks about Carrington's return to Autzen and John Canzano says the Ducks needed that win plus game photos.

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