Two Ohio State University fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do.
The first Ohio State fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The second Ohio State fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it."
The first Ohio State fan asks, "Why not?"
The second Ohio State fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."
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Q: What's the difference between an Ohio State fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
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Q: Did you hear about the fire in Ohio State University's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
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Q: Why don't Ohio State Buckeyes fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
A: Because cats keep covering them up.
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Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and the Ohio State Buckeyes?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
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Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
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Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Ohio State University campus?
A: A visitor.
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Q: What do Ohio State and pot have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls!
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Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: an Ohio State, an Oregon grad, a Florida grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater.
As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They argued all the way up the mountain, and when they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom.
Not wanting to be out done, the Florida grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Gators!"
Seeing this, the Oregon grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Ducks!" and pushed the Buckeyes fan off the side of the mountain.
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GO DUCKS!