Q: What do you get when you put 32 Oklahoma State cheerleaders in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.
Q : How do you come to own a small business in Oklahoma?
A : Start a large business and put an OSU grad in charge of it.
Q: What does the average Oklahoma St. student get on his SAT?
Q: How many OSU freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That’s a sophomore course.
Q: Why do the Oklahoma State cheerleaders wear bibs?
A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
Q: What are the longest three years of a OSU football player's life?
A: His freshman year.
You know you're from Oklahoma State if:
You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on the amount of gas in the tank.
Last but not least:
Why did Oklahoma State choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.